luischocolatier:

glitterigabi:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

It’s a soothingpasta. Let’s make more of them

elionking:

eveshka:

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

(Source: dutchster)

garbage-empress:

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

evgni:

Heathers (1988)

robbiegeez:

eternal suffering

arconos:

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

effsnares:

when you make art you’re really proud of and it gets 3 notes 

celticpyro:

frosty-butt:

drawing hands

drawing the nose

drawing the other eye

drawing backgrounds

drawing

(Source: stevensdankmemes)